A batallion of potatoes have become the root of all problems related to Coopersville! A witness of the initial charge of potatoes gives their report on the crisis:
I was just moseying on down the road since my truck ran out of gas and then I feel a rumblin around my feet. I look around and I just see a wicked dust cloud a brewing with the source of it all looking like a brown heap. It was heading straight towards my bud Darrel's barn where he keeps all his chickens. I start hollerin' for Darrel but I forgot his sweet daughter has a dance recital and he's rootin for her. So I start hustlin on to the barn to get a closer look and stop whatever it was, seemed like a cow gone mad.
I didn't realize how fast the thing was going because when I got to the barn I hear a BOOM... BOOM and I look up to see the brown heap had gone straight through Darrel's barn! I ran after some of Darrel's chickens and caught sight of some potato peelings on the holes of the barn. I figured it was them 'taters since my son got so crazy over those things and his little gadgets and whatnot.
Well folks, you heard it here and now that potatoes are on the prowl for your livestock and possibly your family.
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