It's the man. The myth. The legend. The Rock. Dwayne here decided he really wants put in the work and put in the hours to take whatever is ours (I don't recall when we shared something).
He took a break from his acting career and went into sales selling to the great people of Chesterton.
Jeff Stunem is an incredibly hard worker in programming the solutions to every single company software issue.
Jeff helps anyone he can otherwise he wouldn't know what to do with himself and get lost in all of his Steam games.
He also happens to be best friends with the company dog and has three cats to himself. His sanity is questionable at times.
This employee works without pay because it has no need for currency! Rulder is an A.I. created by Jeff on a drunken night which is actually good at doing it's job of satisfying customer's needs and questions.
Still kind of concerned how Rulder keeps trying to access our competition's networks but if that does happen, I'm fine with it! Rulder picked out the picture on the left and said that is what it looks like. You think you can avoid it's charm?
Winkle's career here started as a little pupper with a tragic story of getting lost in the closets and trash cans of the workplace and just when wittle Winkle thought all hope was lost, he was saved!
Winkle carried on to help around the workplace by always looking on the positive side, eating our food for us, or dragging in the occasional stick.
Winkle got his name for snooping around and getting into the most absurd locations like in the ventilation, the ceiling tiles, and on the roof! (may have had help by Jeff Stunem...)